The best kayak trip we always had for free

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    What did she say? It’s your mom, she’s tracked you down. Quick, let’s cover the time machine. Yeah well, I saw it on a rerun. Bear with me, Marty, all of your questions will be answered. Roll tape, we’ll proceed. One point twenty-one gigawatts. One point twenty-one gigawatts. Great Scott. No, get out of town, my mom thinks I’m going camping with the guys. Well, Jennifer, my mother would freak out if she knew I was going up there with you. And I get this standard lecture about how she never did that kind of stuff when she was a kid. Now look, I think she was born a nun.

    I can’t believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had a blindspot. I could’ve been killed. The appropriate question is, weren’t the hell are they. Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler. I sent him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at exactly 1:21 a.m. we should cat h up with him and the time machine. Well, ma, we talked about this, we’re not gonna go to the lake, the car’s wrecked. Yet. The storm.

    Uh, you mean nobody’s asked you? Marty, you interacted with anybody else today, besides me? Whoa, wait, Doc. They’re late. My experiment worked. They’re all exactly twenty-five minutes slow. Oh, you mean how you’re supposed to act on a first date.

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